Funny Kitchen Tea Towel - "Sure, I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes"

“Sure, I’ll Just Cook for All You Assholes” Tea Towel – Rebel Lotus Collective

A little humor, a little honesty — and a whole lot of realness.

This high-quality tea towel brings personality to your kitchen with a playful design that says what everyone’s thinking. Crafted from soft, durable fabric, it’s perfect for drying dishes, wiping counters, or simply adding a bold statement to your space.

For the ones who give their all and still keep it light — because in your kitchen, authenticity always has a seat at the table.

Designed by Rebel Lotus Collective — made for the wild, the real, and the unapologetically honest.

Product features
- 100% cotton for durability and softness
- Highly absorbent and quick-drying material
- Hemmed edges for added strength
- Design printed on one side for a stylish look
- One size (28" x 28") for versatile use

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean