Rebel Lotus Collective
Funny Glass Cutting Board - "Sure, I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes"
Funny Glass Cutting Board - "Sure, I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes"
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“Sure, I’ll Just Cook for All You Assholes” Glass Cutting Board – Rebel Lotus Collective
Add some edge to your kitchen with a cutting board that’s as real as you are.
Made from durable, tempered glass, this cutting board is built for serious use — and serious attitude. Featuring a playful line art design and a bold, honest message, it’s perfect for prepping meals, serving snacks, or just making a statement on your counter.
Because cooking from the heart doesn’t mean biting your tongue.
Part of the Rebel Lotus Collective — where real life meets real style.
Product features
- Unique decoration process ensures scratch-resistant durability.
- Vibrant colors bring designs to life with crisp and bright prints.
- Four rubber dots provide stability to prevent slipping during use.
- Tempered glass offers a sanitary and sturdy preparation surface.
- Available in two sizes to fit various kitchen needs.
Care instructions
- Use regular dish soap for cleaning and wipe down with a damp cloth.
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