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Funny Cooking Apron - "Sure I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes"
Funny Cooking Apron - "Sure I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes"
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Sure, I’ll Just Cook for All You Assholes Apron
Tired of being the unpaid chef for everyone? Let this hilarious apron say what you’re really thinking! Made from durable, high-quality fabric, this bold teal apron features playful white text and a line-drawing of a woman cooking — perfectly capturing the “sure, I’ll do everything” vibe. Great for BBQs, family dinners, holidays, or anytime you need to serve up a side of sass along with the meal. Adjustable neck strap and roomy fit for maximum comfort. Makes a perfect gift for the kitchen hero in your life who deserves some credit — and a good laugh!Product features
- 100% polyester canvas for super softness and comfort
- Tie-back closure for a customizable fit
- Stain-free fabric protects against spills and dirt
- Vibrant, crisp colors enhance your stylish cooking vibe
- One size fits most, measuring 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
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